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This must be where pies go when they die

codeinewarrior:

me and you and our dogs all sleeping together on our king sized bed

Wow my body hates me after something i did to it and I’m fucking scared.

kennakittymeow:

cookiemonstersbabee:

thewrongkhristol:

what i want in a marriage

👏🙌👊

Goals

(Source: The Huffington Post)

wemarchalone:

“Oh hey man didn’t see you there how’s it go-“

“BLAWUHGLAUHGLAUH”

“Excuse me Jimmy wha-“

“BLAWUHALSJAULBAW”

THIS STILL MAKES ME LAUGH A LOT FDSLKJFDSSFD

queenmerbabe:

helltothenaw:

paainfully:

I love the earthy colors in this outfit, but I didn’t really have anywhere to wear it so pictures will do.
Also the manager of the local sushi place was so impressed with my shitty japanese that he gave me his number, that made my day lol.

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My reaction and I didn’t even see the gif

dailybreakingbad:

My sister found her long lost rock collection. We added a little something in celebration.
http://dailybreakingbad.tumblr.com/

totheunitedstatesofcherry:

muzzzza-udddin:

I hope I can use that line one day

Goals

(Source: alphalewolf)

wizardick:

alternatively if someone asks you what you did today just grimly look down at your hands and say “something I should have done a long time ago…”